KEWLopolis Entertainment

KEWLopolis Entertainment is a studio for Jim Henson Logo Bloopers (when Tailslandian Gardens and Elysian Siemens gets the chance), Funny Signs (whenever Tailslandian Gardens and Elysian Siemens goes to Daufuskie Island or on vacation to another city or state or whenever there isn't a Border Collie What-To-Know from Mrs. Ramirez), and Screen Gems Australia Logo Bloopers (whenever Tailsland stays at any of his relatives' houses). He also does other series, like Endemol Southern Star Logo Bloopers (proposed), Tailsland and Friends (proposed), THX Logo Parodies (like JohnKyle Enterprises usually does/proposed), and during the summer, Camp KEWLopolis, hosted by Majalise Tolan.

Theme Songs:

KEWLopolis on CBS Theme Song (main theme)

Saturn Sun (extension for 2022)

Action - Electric Guitar (extension for Spring 2022)

Slogan: Keep it KEWL!

Employees (in-person):


 * Tailsland Martinson
 * Gabrielle Durham
 * Microsoft Sam
 * Microsoft Mike
 * Microsoft Mary
 * Microsoft Anna
 * Microsoft Zira
 * Microsoft Eva
 * Microsoft Mark
 * Cortana
 * Rhonda Raven
 * Kitty Hawkes
 * Maya Logan
 * Jimmy
 * Hank
 * Harvey Zilth
 * Guy
 * Sidney
 * Radar Overseer Scotty
 * Beulah
 * Abby
 * LH Michael
 * LH Michelle
 * Darren Pipster
 * Riley M. Conklin
 * Doggett Douglas McDog
 * Kristina Buhrman
 * Ritzcat
 * Sultz Z. Wolf
 * Rolani N. Beaver
 * Cody R. Collie
 * Celiah T. Greyling
 * Sasha F. Skunk
 * Vanelu B. Rabbit
 * Mrs. Ramirez
 * Amy Rose
 * Kiara J. Wolf
 * Jun ChaoXiang Li
 * Kade Ursus
 * Talking Angela
 * UglyDolls (Moxy, Ox, Lucky Bat, UglyDog, Wage, and Babo)
 * Wolfoo
 * Mars Moose
 * Pinkfong
 * Classic Sonic from Sonic 1
 * Cuphead
 * Mugman
 * The K9.5 gang (Ella, Gershwyn, Maxine, Riff, Theo, Dele, Kitty, Skip, Kade-Anna, and Brennan-Jean)
 * True from True and the Rainbow Kingdom
 * Dylan Dalmatian
 * Bodi
 * Darma
 * Angela (Talking Tom and Friends)
 * Tom
 * Ben
 * Talking Hank
 * Ginger
 * Becca Sparkles
 * Khampa
 * Germur
 * Andrew Orozco
 * GA BRiCKS
 * Conner The Sushi Packer
 * Stephanie
 * Mr. Roden
 * Mr. Hennessy
 * Kitsune^2
 * Nick Wilde
 * Judy Hopps
 * Beto Wolf
 * Parappa The Rapper
 * Umjammer Lammy
 * Asher Angel
 * Sabrina Carpenter
 * Christina Grimmie
 * Marion Raven
 * Katt (Camp Animal Crossing)
 * Diamond Leaf
 * Sophie B. Hawkins (Diamond Leaf's mother)
 * Real Life Tailslandian Gardens
 * Real Life Elysian Siemens
 * Ryder
 * Imogen Heap
 * Blythe Baxter
 * Dudley Puppy
 * Lucy Nickell
 * Mickey Mouse
 * Unikitty
 * Puppycorn
 * Dr. Fox
 * Hawkodile
 * Richard
 * Xenon
 * Roy Rakoon
 * Belka
 * Strelka
 * THX Tex
 * Officer Nickell
 * Lizzie Willigan
 * Kyle Smith
 * Derrick Screven
 * Sophia Karanastasis
 * Nadine Falls
 * Wanda Eagles
 * Aaliyah Smith
 * Angus Scattergood
 * Lil' Foxy
 * Tiffany Young (SNSD)
 * Cedric Narce
 * Miss Madson
 * davemadson
 * Chase
 * Marshall
 * Rubble
 * Rocky
 * Zuma
 * Skye
 * Everest
 * Tracker
 * Rex (PAW Patrol)
 * Sweetie
 * Ella (PAW Patrol)
 * Tuck
 * Valy J. Thunderbeast
 * Pororo The Little Penguin
 * Tayo The Little Bus
 * Estelle "Stell" Jolson (Kade's girlfriend)
 * Kazbek
 * Dina
 * Rex (Space Dogs)
 * Chewy (Bublik in Russian)
 * Barbie
 * Chelsea
 * Nolee
 * Kenzie
 * Delancey
 * Madison
 * Nia
 * Hatsune Miku
 * Kasane Teto
 * Asriel Dreemurr
 * Sans
 * Lydia Belcher
 * Devin Dawson
 * Dolly Dalmatian (Dylan's wife)
 * Mia Scheidenhelm (Kyle's crush)
 * Skye Sweetnam
 * Alexis Stonebridge
 * Maggie Pesky
 * Pupert Pesky
 * Rayna Cartflight
 * Ms. Tolan (boss)
 * Mickey Guyton
 * Sulli (f(x))
 * Goo Hara (Kara)
 * Krishi Deo
 * Martina Sly
 * Jenny Madson
 * TootyCH
 * Timothy Ly
 * Legoshi (Beastars)
 * Astro Madson
 * Sarah Nicholson (Velian Glacier's sister)
 * Velian Glacier
 * Jimmy Bimmy
 * Leo Wonderson
 * Cesco Cheshire
 * Chris Pearson
 * Dane "Lockhart" Locke

Employees (virtual):

Re-curring Appearances:
 * DISH Girls
 * Serena Murphy
 * Mao Mao
 * Badgerclops
 * Adorabat
 * Tanya Keys
 * TYWTBH
 * Trickshot
 * Pocket
 * Ellie The Polar Bear
 * Cooper
 * Amber


 * Bluey
 * Bingo
 * Bandit
 * Chilli
 * Jeff
 * Cherry
 * Harry
 * Mikey
 * Bear In The Big Blue House

Dark side:


 * Chairman of Hades
 * Satan
 * Sonic.EXE
 * Photo-Negative Mickey
 * Evil Sam
 * Evil Tailsland
 * Evil Gabrielle
 * Evil Pipster
 * Evil Riley
 * Evil Kitsune
 * Evil Christina
 * Evil Imogen
 * Evil Sabrina
 * Evil Asher
 * Lord Khampa
 * Evil Masked Bodi
 * Dark Darma
 * Satanic Germur
 * Dark Becca
 * Evil Tom
 * Evil Ben
 * Evil Hank
 * Evil Ginger
 * Evil Angela
 * Lucifer McEvil
 * Lucretia McEvil
 * Vulcanna Ash
 * Volcorona Ash

Bright side:

Running gags:
 * God
 * Angela The Angel
 * Guy The White
 * W.I.T.C.H (which consists of Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, and Hay Lin)

Music/Discography:
 * Kade's Rage Bear Tantrum.
 * Cody's Mad Border Collie Tantrum.
 * Anyone throwing a tantrum when they don't get their way (except virtual people).
 * Sam firing Scotty and/or every other person.
 * Pipster using his powers.
 * Belka and Strelka using their "Space Dog" powers.
 * Lizzie and Kyle using their guitar powers.
 * Tex using his laser to beat back the villains rather than God.
 * Gabrielle using her drummer powers.
 * Anyone calling a sports team name (singular) during a tantrum or calling others one.
 * Crotch kicks.
 * Butt kicks.
 * Evil villains relieving themselves on the staff.
 * Star from the writing thrown at a person after calling a non-lame joke lame.
 * Set falling apart.
 * Set exploding.
 * Sam or anyone else answering, "WHAT?!" or "What are you doing?!", asking "WHY?!", then using his "NO!! NOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!" line from Darren Pipster's streams when his parents threaten him.
 * Sam being nailed to the star writing by Ms. Tolan.
 * Any member of staff having a seizure.
 * Any member of staff using the studio's restroom.
 * Mao Mao crying in episodes that have a cliffhanger ending, usually making other characters, such as Angela, crying.
 * Wolf Family visiting.
 * Heeler Family visiting.
 * Bear in the Big Blue House visiting.
 * Mickey Guyton using tic controllosa cure on Sam, thereby kissing him.
 * Doggett using his MGM-style roar during his tantrums.
 * Cross-Promos from davemadson's studio, especially when the Vat19 chorus sings "Cross-Promo!".
 * Other characters using different voices or having their current voices sped up or at 800% volume during their tantrums.
 * Gabrielle, Lizzie, Kyle, Mia, and Tailsland forming a band playing a song (copyright/royalty-free) that has vocals, along with Sulli and Goo Hara.
 * Virtual people throwing a tantrum and breaking the camera, forcing his/her/their screen to go blank and display "DISCONNECTED".
 * W.I.T.C.H Guardians using their powers to beat back evil logos rather than Tex, God, Anna, Gabrielle, Kyle, Lizzie, Belka, or Strelka.
 * An Among Us Crewmate (no matter what color) visits the studio, thereby the "There is an imposter Among Us" sound effect.
 * Fire alarms going off in the studio, pulled or otherwise.
 * Tailsland announcing the celebration of any month's birthdays at the end.
 * Going to a restaurant, such as Chez Monyou, at the end.


 * Start With Yes (in place of Disco (a.k.a Dave's Motion)
 * Melancholy - Memories (in place of Dirge)
 * Sonic Colors - Aquarium Park Act 2 (in place of Dave's Boogie)
 * A Christmas Fantasy from 2021 (in place of A Christmas Fantasy from 2014)
 * Can't Change His Mind by Silent Partner (in place of Space Express)
 * Dreams Of An Absolution by Lee Brotherton (in place of More Trouble In Paradise)
 * Motivator by Kevin MacLeod (in place of Leapfrogging The Flood)